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“… it’s really witty and very strong … I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it”
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Category Archives: silly
Dateline: January 1st, 2021, on my sofa I was mildly puzzled this last week to see that beef was being energetically promoted at the supermarket. Beef in Japan is expensive, steaks especially so. But the local Seiyu had piles and … Continue reading
All right! Enough everybody! Enough! This summer has gone way beyond a joke now. Silly! Silly! What is it now? About 30 consecutive days of 35 or 36C? I hear that Osaka scored 38C today. Thirty-eight! I mean, fuck off, … Continue reading
It’s international BoJo day! I speculatively made this graphic a couple of weeks ago. Today it looks spookily prescient.
I wish I had thought of making this image at New Year’s when the time was right. Oh well, never mind. But really, what is this about the year of the sheep? The year of bland conformity? The year when … Continue reading
Today, my son G received a letter from McDonald’s demanding the return of a uniform or they would turn the police on him. G worked part time at McDonald’s until about six months ago. Fair dos: it’s their shirt and … Continue reading
There seemed to be an accidental extra tribute to Margaret Thatcher from the Beeb in their coverage of her funeral today. Even as the queen of lay-offs was being carried up the aisle of St Paul’s Cathedral today, the live … Continue reading