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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Category Archives: silly
Boll-ox to the year of the steak
Dateline: January 1st, 2021, on my sofa I was mildly puzzled this last week to see that beef was being energetically promoted at the supermarket. Beef in Japan is expensive, steaks especially so. But the local Seiyu had piles and … Continue reading
Winning gold in Olympic yawning
The Olympic Games is one of the most boring and futile spectacles yet invented by humans, so the approach of the last day will bring no dismay. Every four years the best athletes in the world join together to … Continue reading
Bollocks to … summer
All right! Enough everybody! Enough! This summer has gone way beyond a joke now. Silly! Silly! What is it now? About 30 consecutive days of 35 or 36C? I hear that Osaka scored 38C today. Thirty-eight! I mean, fuck off, … Continue reading
It’s international BoJo day!
It’s international BoJo day! I speculatively made this graphic a couple of weeks ago. Today it looks spookily prescient.
Happy N-ewe Year!
I wish I had thought of making this image at New Year’s when the time was right. Oh well, never mind. But really, what is this about the year of the sheep? The year of bland conformity? The year when … Continue reading
Kim Jong-un fails to halt publication of King of the Undies World
So, Kim Jong-un has taken on the might of the United States and forced the cancellation of the release of the film The Interview. Who would have thought that the ‘might’ of the United States meant ‘we might stand up … Continue reading
McDonald’s threaten my son with police
Today, my son G received a letter from McDonald’s demanding the return of a uniform or they would turn the police on him. G worked part time at McDonald’s until about six months ago. Fair dos: it’s their shirt and … Continue reading
Oops! Slight reality leak at Thatcher’s funeral
There seemed to be an accidental extra tribute to Margaret Thatcher from the Beeb in their coverage of her funeral today. Even as the queen of lay-offs was being carried up the aisle of St Paul’s Cathedral today, the live … Continue reading
Fuck the Pope
Fuck the Pope: that’s the message that journalist Hunter S Thompson and artist Ralph Steadman attempted to paint on the side of the Italian entry for the Americas Cup in Rhode Island many years ago. Of course, I would never … Continue reading
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