Category Archives: fiction

Two for the price of none!

Silly me. I got it wrong again.  I tweeted yesterday that you could get a free Kindle download of King of the Undies World through the 25th. Turns out I pressed the wrong button and made The Underpants Tree a … Continue reading

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Un-Tall Tales now in Kindle

It was in paperback, and now by popular demand of the author himself, Un-Tall Tales is in Kindle too.  Un-Tall Tales is Chris Page’s collection of short fiction, flash fiction, poetry, and odds and ends, all in one slim volume … Continue reading

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Get yourself Sanctioned — free!

You can now get a free Kindle edition of Chris Page’s novel Sanctioned — for a limited time, natch. Britain is sinking under the weight of scroungers, skivers, shirkers, refugees, migrants, libtards, experts, and snowflakes. The economy is hobbled and … Continue reading

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Free Weed!

Download the Kindle version of Chris Page’s novel Weed free this week. Through November 1st. If you don’t want to touch Amazon, message me and I’ll send you an ePub file. Weed is my first novel and is available in … Continue reading

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Free downloads of The Freebie

(See what I did there?) Musical wannabe Billy Freeb’s fifteen minutes of fame are upon him. Fame, alcohol, sex, drugs, and lots of curry await. Will he survive? Download a Kindle version of this short story from Amazon or contact … Continue reading

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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise — new novel out now

Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves. But then he discovers he may not be alone. Can Ben find love among the dead or will death find … Continue reading

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On the further incompletions of the current story

Damn! Bugger! And blast! I recently crowed in this space that I was into the endgame with the current story as I launched myself into the task of polishing to make it presentable to the world.  Well, in the task … Continue reading

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Announcing the incompletion of Chris Page’s latest novel

It was supposed to be a light story with a fun and silly premise but it has somehow turned into a festival of gore, dismemberment, spilled brains, and leaky bowels.  From jolly japes to blood, darkness, and despair at a … Continue reading

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Sanctioned — one year ago

It is now a year since Sanctioned was published. This satire of a system that is clueless, callous, and out of control is changing the world. Obviously, millions of people are abandoning the old regimes and flooding to the side … Continue reading

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Tweety tweety tweetvert

Tweetverts for the recent book, Sanctioned. All my own work (the tweetverts and the book). I tracked down the actual fonts used by The Sun and copied their typography for maximum tabloid effect. (Any echoes of Barbara Kruger may not … Continue reading

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