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Tag Archives: bollocks
Boll-ox to the year of the steak
Dateline: January 1st, 2021, on my sofa I was mildly puzzled this last week to see that beef was being energetically promoted at the supermarket. Beef in Japan is expensive, steaks especially so. But the local Seiyu had piles and … Continue reading
Posted in silly
Tagged 2020, 2021, beef, bollocks, ChineseZodiac, cow, NewYear, ox, superstition
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Is 2020 hindsight 2021 foresight?
A happy new year to all my readers — I hope.
Cartoon with square wheels
Brexit: reinventing the wheel and making it square. I dashed this one off really quickly in an hour before heading out to work, which is why it’s so scrappy. But I liked the idea even though I haven’t re-drawn it.
Sympathy for de Pfeffel
I have seen many pleas like this in recent days: Whatever your politics, have sympathy for Boris Johnson, he is after all just a human being like anyone else. Indeed, humanity and sympathy ought to be above base party politics. … Continue reading
Posted in majorfuckingfuckup
Tagged bollocks, BorisJohnson, coronavirus, Covid-19, herd, hospital
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Brexit ate our language
Alongside the comprehensive destruction of the national sense of self, unity, wellbeing, cohesion, self-esteem, international standing, and national credibility, language has been a conspicuous casualty of Brexit. In separating from all those other languages, we seem to have knackered our … Continue reading
More #BollocksToBrexit — another new design
This is a great design for starting conversations with certain members of your family and complete strangers in public places. ALL profits from this design on apparel, mugs, phone cases, etc. will go to People’s Vote or whichever group is … Continue reading
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Tagged #BollocksToBrexit, apparel, bollocks, Brexit, stuff
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I’m donating all profits to Remain for one week
This week, I will give all profits from the sale of my books, t-shirts, mugs, etc., to People’s Vote OR whichever group is being most effective in keeping Britain in the EU at the time of donation. From January, Sunday … Continue reading
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Tagged #remain, bollocks, Bollocks to Brexit, Brexit, donation, People's Vote
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Look the bollocks, be the bollocks
It is very important in these times of social, political, and environmental collapse to wear clothes emblazoned with a small red tag on the chest. The red tag and the white lettering it contains should be appropriated from an anti-consumerism … Continue reading