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In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
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Chris Page's paperback collection of short fiction
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
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Shorts, the collection of short fiction, odds, oddities and ends, by Chris Page. Click the image to find out more.
Tag Archives: bollocks
Brexit ate our language
Alongside the comprehensive destruction of the national sense of self, unity, wellbeing, cohesion, self-esteem, international standing, and national credibility, language has been a conspicuous casualty of Brexit. In separating from all those other languages, we seem to have knackered our … Continue reading
More #BollocksToBrexit — another new design
This is a great design for starting conversations with certain members of your family and complete strangers in public places. ALL profits from this design on apparel, mugs, phone cases, etc. will go to People’s Vote or whichever group is … Continue reading
I’m donating all profits to Remain for one week
This week, I will give all profits from the sale of my books, t-shirts, mugs, etc., to People’s Vote OR whichever group is being most effective in keeping Britain in the EU at the time of donation. From January, Sunday … Continue reading
Look the bollocks, be the bollocks
It is very important in these times of social, political, and environmental collapse to wear clothes emblazoned with a small red tag on the chest. The red tag and the white lettering it contains should be appropriated from an anti-consumerism … Continue reading
So, has someone been posting stuff on social media without checking its authenticity?
This ominous ‘Welcome to Australia’ image has been doing the rounds on social media, posted and liked by people I would normally consider to be humane and intelligent, who clearly feel — though none of them are actually Australian — … Continue reading
Bollocks to 2016
Don’t look to me for answers, I want to know as much as you do.
Winning gold in Olympic yawning
The Olympic Games is one of the most boring and futile spectacles yet invented by humans, so the approach of the last day will bring no dismay. Every four years the best athletes in the world join together to … Continue reading
Bollocks to … summer
All right! Enough everybody! Enough! This summer has gone way beyond a joke now. Silly! Silly! What is it now? About 30 consecutive days of 35 or 36C? I hear that Osaka scored 38C today. Thirty-eight! I mean, fuck off, … Continue reading
Lord of the Misgivings
Oh, what’s that sound? Oh, it’s you. Yes, it’s safe, you can come out of your hobbit hole, little hobbit. Yes, Littleshire has been made safe. The Sun is shining righteously. All the brown people are gone. There’s a pot … Continue reading
