So, Kim Jong-un has taken on the might of the United States and forced the cancellation of the release of the film The Interview.

Who would have thought that the ‘might’ of the United States meant ‘we might stand up to North Korea telling us what to watch, or we might not’.

At the time of writing, the Dear Leader has not yet blocked the publication of the forthcoming novel King of the Undies World (a comedy like The Interview, but funnier) even though it features a tyrannical leader of a despotic state located in North Korea, who (don’t want to commit a spoiler here or anything) is outwitted in his evil plans by the cunning use of sticky buns.

Perhaps the sexiest man alive is bashful about taking on author Chris Page. Or perhaps he hasn’t yet heard of King of the Undies World because it hasn’t quite got off my hard drive yet.

King of the Undies World is slated for release absolutely definitely as soon as I’ve finished the cover file and checked the proofs, and not when Mr Kim says it can come out.

But anyway, Kim, thanks for giving me this excuse for shameless self promotion on the back of a real news story.