Monthly Archives: July 2015

More Amazon — not out of stock, four smokin’ books

Amazon Japan has flagged my books as ‘temporarily out of stock’. This is very unhelpful and very misleading. This applies to Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree and Un-Tall Tales. All the books are in fact very … Continue reading

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Whoever control underpants, controls the world — The Underpants Tree is out

The Underpants Tree is the second installment of the Underpants of Fire trilogy, sequel to King of the Undies World, and it’s out now in paperback from Amazon and in Kindle. Actually, it was out yesterday, but in a moment … Continue reading

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Amazon are lying bastards, and an apology to my Japan readers

First of all, an apology to Japan-based potential readers of The Underpants Tree: I’m sorry. I apologise. Second, I have to call Amazon Japan a bunch of lying bastards. You’re a bunch of lying bastards, Amazon Japan! I apologise to … Continue reading

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The Underpants Tree — chapter one

The underpants festoon the branches of the trees like bright pennants, all fluttering in the fresh, promise-laden morning breeze. There are thousands of trees, in neat, orderly rows, stretching in all directions as far as the eye can see: trees … Continue reading

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Lock up your underpants: July 14 is the day

            Yes, Chris Page’s new novel The Underpants Tree will be out on July 14, 2015. In an unprecedented froth of speculation, the world’s readers and literary pundits have made a wild guess that it … Continue reading

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