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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Category Archives: iniquity
Let’s get this straight: Unravelling the complicated convolutions of current goings on with added buckets of wine
So, let’s try to get this straight because it’s getting a bit complicated now Members of the UK government, including the actual prime minister broke lockdown laws that they themselves made by having parties at No.10, driving to Durham while … Continue reading
Make Facebook and Google pay for all the data they’ve taken from us
Facebook and Google have been monetising our lives, but we can (and should) monetise them back. Seems that Mark Zuckerberg’s dreamboat has become a zombie ship of ghouls. This month Facebook has turned into farce-book. While we were all … Continue reading
Sounds like TV
It’s a very wet Saturday afternoon, looking at an even wetter Sunday, so what better than a spot of TV? Well, scraping your own face off with a rusty hacksaw is better than TV, and that’s just the first option … Continue reading
Happy New Trump!
I should have put this up two weeks ago, but perhaps we can say it’s in time for the assumption. I wish now I’d made the drool blob piss yellow instead. All the best for the new year everyone!
Bollocks to 2016
Don’t look to me for answers, I want to know as much as you do.
Book-stealing worm in cyberspace — King of the Undies World pinched
So, King of the Undies World (damn fine novel) is now available for free download. It went on offer on May 24 and is presented online, complete with full-colour reproduction of the cover — Hades in his underpants glory — and an impressive … Continue reading
Message to a gobshite gaijin
To the gobshite gaijin at the table next to ours last night when I was attempting to have a nice evening out with my wife: shut the fuck up! Item: you talk incessentantly as if a moment’s silence would bring … Continue reading
My angelic teenage daughter just used a foul word in front of me
My daughter just said ‘awesome’. Yes, I know. Thank you for your sympathy. In mitigation, I can say that English is not her first language. My daughter is a very intelligent, very bright person — yesterday, we were at her … Continue reading
TTIP of the iceberg
You may know that the EU and US are negotiating this byzantine trade ‘agreement’ that none of the citizens of either the EU or US have agreed to. Among other things, this deal, the TTIP, would allow corporations to sue … Continue reading
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