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Weedy words of praise from a publisher in London
“… it’s really witty and very strong … I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it”
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Category Archives: iniquity
Let’s get this straight: Unravelling the complicated convolutions of current goings on with added buckets of wine
So, let’s try to get this straight because it’s getting a bit complicated now Members of the UK government, including the actual prime minister broke lockdown laws that they themselves made by having parties at No.10, driving to Durham while … Continue reading
Facebook and Google have been monetising our lives, but we can (and should) monetise them back. Seems that Mark Zuckerberg’s dreamboat has become a zombie ship of ghouls. This month Facebook has turned into farce-book. While we were all … Continue reading
It’s a very wet Saturday afternoon, looking at an even wetter Sunday, so what better than a spot of TV? Well, scraping your own face off with a rusty hacksaw is better than TV, and that’s just the first option … Continue reading
I should have put this up two weeks ago, but perhaps we can say it’s in time for the assumption. I wish now I’d made the drool blob piss yellow instead. All the best for the new year everyone!
Don’t look to me for answers, I want to know as much as you do.
My daughter just said ‘awesome’. Yes, I know. Thank you for your sympathy. In mitigation, I can say that English is not her first language. My daughter is a very intelligent, very bright person — yesterday, we were at her … Continue reading