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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Tag Archives: Brexit
The behind the scenes deals that seal no deal
Of course there’s no deal. There was never meant to be a deal. The talk, the manoeuvring, the posturing, the negotiations have been an elaborate pantomime, a pretence at getting a deal because no deal was what Johnson and his … Continue reading
Cartoon with square wheels
Brexit: reinventing the wheel and making it square. I dashed this one off really quickly in an hour before heading out to work, which is why it’s so scrappy. But I liked the idea even though I haven’t re-drawn it.
Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach, says PM
Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach, says PM whose chief advisor drove across the country during lockdown while infected with Covid19. So here’s a little liberty I took earlier.
An Etonian wank fest: those Cummings and goings on
Of course, what we all want now is for Dominic Cummings to be caught in flagrante in a sex-death act so bizarre and depraved that it’s details, immediately leaked to the world, will smother the Tory cabinet in reflected slime … Continue reading
Brexit ate our language
Alongside the comprehensive destruction of the national sense of self, unity, wellbeing, cohesion, self-esteem, international standing, and national credibility, language has been a conspicuous casualty of Brexit. In separating from all those other languages, we seem to have knackered our … Continue reading
More #BollocksToBrexit — another new design
This is a great design for starting conversations with certain members of your family and complete strangers in public places. ALL profits from this design on apparel, mugs, phone cases, etc. will go to People’s Vote or whichever group is … Continue reading
I’m donating all profits to Remain for one week
This week, I will give all profits from the sale of my books, t-shirts, mugs, etc., to People’s Vote OR whichever group is being most effective in keeping Britain in the EU at the time of donation. From January, Sunday … Continue reading
Engerland uber alles — a brainspotter’s guide
I’ve been doodling.
It’s international BoJo day!
It’s international BoJo day! I speculatively made this graphic a couple of weeks ago. Today it looks spookily prescient.
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