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Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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Tag Archives: Brexit
An Etonian wank fest: those Cummings and goings on
Of course, what we all want now is for Dominic Cummings to be caught in flagrante in a sex-death act so bizarre and depraved that it’s details, immediately leaked to the world, will smother the Tory cabinet in reflected slime … Continue reading
Brexit ate our language
Alongside the comprehensive destruction of the national sense of self, unity, wellbeing, cohesion, self-esteem, international standing, and national credibility, language has been a conspicuous casualty of Brexit. In separating from all those other languages, we seem to have knackered our … Continue reading
More #BollocksToBrexit — another new design
This is a great design for starting conversations with certain members of your family and complete strangers in public places. ALL profits from this design on apparel, mugs, phone cases, etc. will go to People’s Vote or whichever group is … Continue reading
I’m donating all profits to Remain for one week
This week, I will give all profits from the sale of my books, t-shirts, mugs, etc., to People’s Vote OR whichever group is being most effective in keeping Britain in the EU at the time of donation. From January, Sunday … Continue reading
Engerland uber alles — a brainspotter’s guide
I’ve been doodling.
It’s international BoJo day!
It’s international BoJo day! I speculatively made this graphic a couple of weeks ago. Today it looks spookily prescient.
Fool Britannia!
Graphic by Page with apologies to Willy Stöwer
Brexiteers in need of sex education
Seems that Britain’s campaign to leave the EU has gone to delightfully racy (and presumably short) lengths to get their message across. While most of us thought that for the Leave campaign the issue was all about xenophobia, not having … Continue reading
