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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
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Tag Archives: King of the Undies World
Two for the price of none!
Silly me. I got it wrong again. I tweeted yesterday that you could get a free Kindle download of King of the Undies World through the 25th. Turns out I pressed the wrong button and made The Underpants Tree a … Continue reading
Book-stealing worm in cyberspace — King of the Undies World pinched
So, King of the Undies World (damn fine novel) is now available for free download. It went on offer on May 24 and is presented online, complete with full-colour reproduction of the cover — Hades in his underpants glory — and an impressive … Continue reading
Who’s got the writer’s money? Amazon’s got the writer’s money.
(Since this article was written, Amazon has changed the way it makes payments of royalties. The new system is a vast improvement on the one described below. However, the discrepancy in the way royalties are calculated by region — see below … Continue reading
The great literary sock puppet interview
Author of Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Undperpants Tree, Chris Page isn’t an award winning novelist. He hasn’t won the Booker or the Nobel prize for literature or anything else. The sock puppet interviewed him to find … Continue reading
You can’t keep a good pair of undies down
Here’s the latest tweet-vert for King of the Undies World and The Underpants Tree. What do you think?
More Amazon — not out of stock, four smokin’ books
Amazon Japan has flagged my books as ‘temporarily out of stock’. This is very unhelpful and very misleading. This applies to Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree and Un-Tall Tales. All the books are in fact very … Continue reading
Man killed by wedgie (public service announcement)
King of the Undies World is an entire novel of unremitting underwear-related skullduggery and dirty deeds. It’s therefore inevitable that before the end of the story someone has pulled a nick-of-time and mercilessly executed wedgie on her captor in a … Continue reading
Underpants in the headlines
Underpants have hit the headlines around the world as Canadian PM Pat Martin walks out of parliament to get his fixed. The PM publicly blamed his cut-price underpants for his inability to sit through a vote. This under-things excuse is … Continue reading
Author Chris Page says King of the Undies World is definitely not a kids’ book.
“King of the Undies World is not a kids’ book,” said author Chris Page. The author’s remarks came after suggestions that King of the Undies World, Chris Page’s most recent novel might be a kids’ book. Author Chris Page was … Continue reading
