Monthly Archives: May 2017

Yesssssss! I just saw this:

Yesssssss! I just saw this: a conservatively, affluently dressed woman leading a transvestite guy by collar and chain through central Osaka in the middle of the afternoon. The bloke was wearing a fetchingly tiny black one-piece with very endearing white … Continue reading

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The man knocking on the shabby door of the grottiest flat in the scuzziest estate in the slummiest corner of London has a nose that looks like a bellend. Gideon Smith steps back from the door upon which he has rapped … Continue reading

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