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In praise of the universal banana

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Chris Page’s underpants to be given a public airing

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Announcement: Un-Tall Tales actually available in paperback

March 11, 2012 chris page

Sanctioned: a novel by Chris Page
Britain is sinking under the weight of scroungers, skivers, shirkers, refugees, migrants, libtards, experts, and snowflakes. The economy is hobbled and the very fabric of society is in need of a good scrubbing. Gideon Smith, an agent of the Department of Aspiration, has been tasked with doing something about it — and in no uncertain terms.

Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise — a novel by Chris Page.
Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.

FictionalShirts: t-shirt designs by Chris Page/Psipook

In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.

Weed — the novel. By Chris Page

Weed: a novel by Chris Page — **Weed: Chris Page's first novel.**
If the world is weird, what does that make the person the weird world thinks is weird? Serious question. Weird answer.

Weedy words of praise from a publisher in London:

"... it’s really witty and very strong ... I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it"

The Underpants Tree: a novel by Chris PageThe sequel to King of the Undies World, in which forces beyond evil seek to take over the world through genetic modifications of our netherwear.

King of the Undies World: a novel by Chris Page
How many times can a rich, gorgeous heiress be kidnapped in the course of one idyllic holiday by the sea? Well, she is the daughter of the King of the Undies World, so who wouldn't want to kidnap her?

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Nine hilarious wardrobe malfunctions — don't injure yourself when you see the last one!

Un-Tall Tales
Collected short fiction, flash fiction and pomes of Chris Page. Includes bananas.

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The behind the scenes deals that seal no dealDecember 15, 2020chris page

Going completely plottySeptember 26, 2015chris page

ContactJune 25, 2011chris page

Yes, there used to be a Twitter timeline here. Now Twitter is ex-Twitter, if you see what I mean. I don't wish to endorse Mr Musk's grotesque Twitter parody, so the timeline is gone. However, Twitter ought to be a public space, as the internet ought to be a public space. End the corporate enclosures! Perhaps people can oust Mr Musk and reclaim the Twittersphere for good. Until then, or until there is a viable plan, Page will be limiting his contact with the Muskiverse. Oh, but you can find me on Mastodon: @ChrisPage@mastodon.world and Bluesky, @psipook.bsky.social.

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