Tag Archives: Chris Page author

Please vote my new book into obscurity on Thursday

Please make my book irrelevant on Thursday. It’s taken me nearly two years to produce, it was published only last week, and on Thursday you have your chance to render my effort all for nothing. And I hope you do. … Continue reading

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Nothing more horrible than a nice cup of tea, don’t you think?

Of all the stupid things people say, one of the most stupid is ‘Would you like a nice cup of tea?’ I mean, what is the word nice doing in that sentence? It’s the sort of thing daft old grannies … Continue reading

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Low art?

A picture I did this week that may or may not say something about my current state of mind.

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Miniwocky

Here’s a doodle I did the other day. I call it Miniwocky.

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Winning gold in Olympic yawning

  The Olympic Games is one of the most boring and futile spectacles yet invented by humans, so the approach of the last day will bring no dismay. Every four years the best athletes in the world join together to … Continue reading

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Fool Britannia!

Graphic by Page with apologies to Willy Stöwer

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Book-stealing worm in cyberspace — King of the Undies World pinched

  So, King of the Undies World (damn fine novel) is now available for free download. It went on offer on May 24 and is presented online, complete with full-colour reproduction of the cover — Hades in his underpants glory — and an impressive … Continue reading

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Message to a gobshite gaijin

To the gobshite gaijin at the table next to ours last night when I was attempting to have a nice evening out with my wife: shut the fuck up! Item: you talk incessentantly as if a moment’s silence would bring … Continue reading

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The great literary sock puppet interview

Author of Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Undperpants Tree, Chris Page isn’t an award winning novelist. He hasn’t won the Booker or the Nobel prize for literature or anything else. The sock puppet interviewed him to find … Continue reading

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You can’t keep a good pair of undies down

Here’s the latest tweet-vert for King of the Undies World and The Underpants Tree. What do you think?

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