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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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All Page’s books now available on Apple in new upload frenzy
I have uploaded all my books to Apple Books, begun expanding distribution through other channels, put up all the prices, and tweaked Weed. All the books have been available as ebook and paperback through Amazon and Kindle since they were … Continue reading
Sanctioned — one year ago
It is now a year since Sanctioned was published. This satire of a system that is clueless, callous, and out of control is changing the world. Obviously, millions of people are abandoning the old regimes and flooding to the side … Continue reading
Please vote my new book into obscurity on Thursday
Please make my book irrelevant on Thursday. It’s taken me nearly two years to produce, it was published only last week, and on Thursday you have your chance to render my effort all for nothing. And I hope you do. … Continue reading
Nothing more horrible than a nice cup of tea, don’t you think?
Of all the stupid things people say, one of the most stupid is ‘Would you like a nice cup of tea?’ I mean, what is the word nice doing in that sentence? It’s the sort of thing daft old grannies … Continue reading
Low art?
A picture I did this week that may or may not say something about my current state of mind.
Miniwocky
Here’s a doodle I did the other day. I call it Miniwocky.
Winning gold in Olympic yawning
The Olympic Games is one of the most boring and futile spectacles yet invented by humans, so the approach of the last day will bring no dismay. Every four years the best athletes in the world join together to … Continue reading
Fool Britannia!
Graphic by Page with apologies to Willy Stöwer
Book-stealing worm in cyberspace — King of the Undies World pinched
So, King of the Undies World (damn fine novel) is now available for free download. It went on offer on May 24 and is presented online, complete with full-colour reproduction of the cover — Hades in his underpants glory — and an impressive … Continue reading
Message to a gobshite gaijin
To the gobshite gaijin at the table next to ours last night when I was attempting to have a nice evening out with my wife: shut the fuck up! Item: you talk incessentantly as if a moment’s silence would bring … Continue reading
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