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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Tag Archives: Weed
Page raises prices of own ebooks because they’re fucking worth it
I have put up the prices of the ebook versions of my stories. I’ve not just put up the prices, I’ve tied rocket packs to them and shot them through the roof. In a time of rampant inflation, in the … Continue reading
All Page’s books now available on Apple in new upload frenzy
I have uploaded all my books to Apple Books, begun expanding distribution through other channels, put up all the prices, and tweaked Weed. All the books have been available as ebook and paperback through Amazon and Kindle since they were … Continue reading
Who’s got the writer’s money? Amazon’s got the writer’s money.
(Since this article was written, Amazon has changed the way it makes payments of royalties. The new system is a vast improvement on the one described below. However, the discrepancy in the way royalties are calculated by region — see below … Continue reading
The great literary sock puppet interview
Author of Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Undperpants Tree, Chris Page isn’t an award winning novelist. He hasn’t won the Booker or the Nobel prize for literature or anything else. The sock puppet interviewed him to find … Continue reading
More Amazon — not out of stock, four smokin’ books
Amazon Japan has flagged my books as ‘temporarily out of stock’. This is very unhelpful and very misleading. This applies to Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree and Un-Tall Tales. All the books are in fact very … Continue reading
Top Fucking Gear, OK
So, Jeremy Clarkson has been dropped by the BBC and the hunt is on for a new presenter for his TV show Top Gear. Suggestions so far have included Chris Evans, Alan Partridge, Bill Oddie, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan … Continue reading
Nobel infuriate
Chiz. I didn’t win the Nobel prize for literature again. Perhaps if I sent Mr. Nobel a copy of Weed I would stand more chance.
Weed sprouts on Kyoto After Dark
I would like to express a huge debt of thanks to Kym Hutcheon of Kyoto After Dark for putting up a very large and froody interview about Weed and related things on the KAD site. The splash is much … Continue reading
Extract of Weed
In order to tantalise those few people in the universe who have yet to read the novel Weed, wot I rote, I have decided to post the occasional extract. Today’s excerpt is from p98: toppled I thank you. Watch this … Continue reading
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