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Monthly Archives: December 2012

The Mayans didn’t anticipate this day

Posted on December 12, 2012 by chrispagefiction

12/12/12: auspiciously, swans staring at sticks day.

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North Korea launches missile but it’s not supposed to be the end of the world until next Friday

Posted on December 12, 2012 by chrispagefiction
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