How to get Chris’s books

Paperbacks and ebooks

You can buy Sanctioned, The Underpants Tree, King of the Undies World, Weed or Un-Tall Tales in paperback from Amazon, or direct from me. See below for details of direct buying.

The Underpants Tree, King of the Undies World, Weed in Kindle from Kindle. Un-Tall Tales is not, but a shorter version of that volume is in Kindle with the title Shorts.

In theory, you can order any of the paperbacks through any bookshop. Anywhere. In theory.

Occasionally, Amazon will list the paperbacks as out of stock or temporarily unavailable. This is bollocks. It’s a computer hitch. Go ahead and order anyway.

Scroll down to see a neurotically complete list of regional Amazon links.

Buying direct from the author

Readers can buy direct from me if they wish.

For Japan readers, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World and The Underpants Tree will cost you 1,200 yen (each) plus 200 yen per copy for postage. Un-Tall Tales is 800 yen with 200 yen for postage.

If any UK reader wants to cut Amazon out of the equation, I’ll ship direct to you, too. That’s currently £6.50 for each of the novels plus £4 shipping from Japan. Not great postage, but Japan is where I am — the price represents a small saving on the cover price but no saving on postage, just the satisfaction of circumventing the corporate ogre.

In either case, I don’t yet have electronic ordering set up (and I’m not sure how to do that), so email me at with quantities and mailing address, and we’ll settle up through PayPal or whatever means is convenient.

The joy of paperback

The paperback version comes in only one format: paper. It can be read on the train, in bed, in the bath, on the loo, in a café, on a hilltop after a long country walk, in a spaceship hurtling between solar systems, on a roof (author not responsible for bird droppings incurred), on a comfy sofa curled up with a cat and a glass of wine or any other location of your choosing.

Ratings and reviews — Please! Please! Please!

Don’t forget, if you like any of my books, you can help by leaving a brief review on the vendor’s site, or simply click the ‘Like’ button. Reviews and ratings on Goodreads are also extremely helpful. Many thanks in advance.


If you have any feedback or questions on ordering, availability or Leyton Orient’s performance this season, you can email Chris Page and Psipook Press at That’s Once more in case you didn’t get it the first two times:

Regional Amazon links

Sanctioned paperback UK

Sanctioned paperback North America

Sanctioned paperback Japan (coming soon)

Sanctioned Kindle (coming soon)

The Underpants Tree UK and Europe

The Underpants Tree North America

The Underpants Tree Japan

The Underpants Tree Kindle

Weed paperback Europe

Weed paperback North America

Weed Kindle

Un-Tall Tales paperback Europe

Un-Tall Tales paperback North America

Shorts Kindle

King of the Undies World paperback Europe

King of the Undies World paperback North America

King of the Undies World Kindle

King of the Undies World paperback and Kindle Japan


Other places to get Weed

Weed the novel is available in paperback through Amazon and other non-specific outlets. Click here to see Weed on

Weed and the collection of short fiction Shorts are available as e-books through Kindle, SmashWords, Barnes and Noble, Sony and other ebook outlets: see list below.

Weed on Kindle

Shorts on Kindle

Weed and Shorts on Smashwords

Weed on Sony

Shorts on Sony

Weed at Barnes and Noble

Weed on Borders

Weed on Kobo (all major formats)

Weed on Wordpower Books

Weed at Whitcoulls

This list is as complete as I can make it. If you don’t see your preferred outlet here, enquire with them directly: they may have it or may be able to order it.

Smashwords provides for all major formats (see list below) and can be downloaded through Stanza (free download from iTunes apps store)  to iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, your PC or any other compatible e-book reader.

Formats on Smashwords:

• Online Reading (HTML)

• Online Reading (JavaScript)

• Kindle (.mobi)

• Epub (open industry format, good for Stanza reader, others)

• PDF (good for highly formatted books, or for home printing)

• RTF (readable on most word processors)

• LRF (for Sony Reader)

• Palm Doc (PDB) (for Palm reading devices)

• Plain Text (flexible, but lacks much formatting)

• Plain Text  (viewable as web page)

Prices will vary between outlets and formats.


Thank you for reading my stories.

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