Paperbacks and ebooks!
You can buy The Underpants Tree, King of the Undies World, Weed or Un-Tall Tales in paperback from Amazon, or direct from me. See below for details of direct buying.
The Underpants Tree, King of the Undies World, Weed in Kindle from Kindle. Un-Tall Tales is not, but it, but a shorter version of that volume is in Kindle with the title Shorts.
In theory, you can order any of the paperbacks through any bookshop. Anywhere. In theory.
Occasionally, Amazon will list the paperbacks as out of stock or temporarily unavailable. This is bollocks. It’s a computer hitch. Go ahead and order anyway.
Scroll down to see a neurotically complete list of regional Amazon links.
Buying direct from the author
Readers can buy direct from me if they wish.
For Japan readers, Weed, King of the Undies World and The Underpants Tree will cost you 1,200 yen (each) plus 200 yen per copy for postage. Un-Tall Tales is 800 yen with 200 yen for postage.
If any UK reader wants to cut Amazon out of the equation, I’ll ship direct to you, too. That’s currently £6.50 for each of the novels plus £4 shipping from Japan. Not great postage, but Japan is where I am — the price represents a small saving on the cover price but no saving on postage, just the satisfaction of circumventing the corporate ogre.
In either case, I don’t yet have electronic ordering set up (and I’m not sure how to do that), so email me at email@example.com with quantities and mailing address, and we’ll settle up through PayPal or whatever means is convenient.
Other places to get Weed
Weed the novel is available in paperback through Amazon and other non-specific outlets. Click here to see Weed on Amazon.com.
Weed and the collection of short fiction Shorts are available as e-books through Kindle, SmashWords, Barnes and Noble, Sony and other ebook outlets: see list below.
This list is as complete as I can make it. If you don’t see your preferred outlet here, enquire with them directly: they may have it or may be able to order it.
Smashwords provides for all major formats (see list below) and can be downloaded through Stanza (free download from iTunes apps store) to iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, your PC or any other compatible e-book reader.
Formats on Smashwords:
• Online Reading (HTML)
• Kindle (.mobi)
• Epub (open industry format, good for Stanza reader, others)
• PDF (good for highly formatted books, or for home printing)
• RTF (readable on most word processors)
• LRF (for Sony Reader)
• Palm Doc (PDB) (for Palm reading devices)
• Plain Text (flexible, but lacks much formatting)
• Plain Text (viewable as web page)
Prices will vary between outlets and formats.
The paperback version comes in only one format: paper. It can be read on the train, in bed, in the bath, on the loo, in a café, on a hilltop after a long country walk, in a spaceship hurtling between solar systems, on a roof (author not responsible for bird droppings incurred), on a comfy sofa curled up with a cat and a glass of wine or any other location of your choosing.
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If you have any feedback or questions on ordering, availability or Leyton Orient’s performance this season, you can email Chris Page and Psipook Press at firstname.lastname@example.org. That’s email@example.com. Once more in case you didn’t get it the first two times: firstname.lastname@example.org
Regional Amazon links
Thank you for reading my stories.