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Who’s got the writer’s money? Amazon’s got the writer’s money.

(Since this article was written, Amazon has changed the way it makes payments of royalties. The new system is a vast improvement on the one described below. However, the discrepancy in the way royalties are calculated by region — see below … Continue reading

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The great literary sock puppet interview

Author of Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Undperpants Tree, Chris Page isn’t an award winning novelist. He hasn’t won the Booker or the Nobel prize for literature or anything else. The sock puppet interviewed him to find … Continue reading

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Literary stars

From time to time people say nice things online about my stories. No, really! Here are some examples. Chris, Thank-you for making my days funnier and reminding me that laughter really is the best medicine. Loved the book! – Anna … Continue reading

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You can’t keep a good pair of undies down

Here’s the latest tweet-vert for King of the Undies World and The Underpants Tree. What do you think?

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More Amazon — not out of stock, four smokin’ books

Amazon Japan has flagged my books as ‘temporarily out of stock’. This is very unhelpful and very misleading. This applies to Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree and Un-Tall Tales. All the books are in fact very … Continue reading

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Whoever control underpants, controls the world — The Underpants Tree is out

The Underpants Tree is the second installment of the Underpants of Fire trilogy, sequel to King of the Undies World, and it’s out now in paperback from Amazon and in Kindle. Actually, it was out yesterday, but in a moment … Continue reading

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Amazon are lying bastards, and an apology to my Japan readers

First of all, an apology to Japan-based potential readers of The Underpants Tree: I’m sorry. I apologise. Second, I have to call Amazon Japan a bunch of lying bastards. You’re a bunch of lying bastards, Amazon Japan! I apologise to … Continue reading

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The Underpants Tree — chapter one

The underpants festoon the branches of the trees like bright pennants, all fluttering in the fresh, promise-laden morning breeze. There are thousands of trees, in neat, orderly rows, stretching in all directions as far as the eye can see: trees … Continue reading

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Lock up your underpants: July 14 is the day

            Yes, Chris Page’s new novel The Underpants Tree will be out on July 14, 2015. In an unprecedented froth of speculation, the world’s readers and literary pundits have made a wild guess that it … Continue reading

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In delirium of finishing novel author forgets to breathe

Saturday, April 18 <Disbelieving silence.> I seem to have finished editing The Underpants Tree. Really? Am I sure? Have I done everything? No, I’m not sure, but I’ve run out of edits and corrections to make. I’ve been over the … Continue reading

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