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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The Underpants Tree
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King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Bollocks to 2016
Don’t look to me for answers, I want to know as much as you do.
The Mayans didn’t anticipate this day
12/12/12: auspiciously, swans staring at sticks day.
The Nobel prize for winning Nobel prizes
I suppose all citizens of the EU countries are making the same joke tonight, so I apologise in advance: I am happy to accept my Nobel Peace Prize along with my 503,492,041 partners in Europe, and without whom this etc, … Continue reading
Credit where it’s due
From the current Harper’s Review … A poll of Ohio Republicans found that 15 percent believe Mitt Romney deserves more credit for killing Osama Bin Laden than does Barack Obama … Read the whole Harper’s Review here.
Osama bin Killed
No tears to shed over the death of Osama Bin Laden, but what happened in Abbottabad was an act of extra-judicial execution. Now, I thought that in the ‘war’ against Al Qaida the west was supposed to be the good … Continue reading
Sunday
Trying to get on top of neglected magazine work while following the earthquake news. Son 2 practicing drums downstairs, Bon Jovi’s ‘You Give Love a Bad Name’. Military helicopters thudder overhead. Elsewhere, people are struggling for their lives, nuclear reactors … Continue reading
iCrap: News Corp’s digital newspaper
News today that Rupert Murdoch and Steve Jobs are putting out a newspaper designed specially for iPad and tablet devices. Digital magazines and newspapers are on their way and I for one welcome them. I, like many others, am prepared … Continue reading
Fuck the Pope
Fuck the Pope: that’s the message that journalist Hunter S Thompson and artist Ralph Steadman attempted to paint on the side of the Italian entry for the Americas Cup in Rhode Island many years ago. Of course, I would never … Continue reading
How football imitates life
Yesterday, during a break at work I was chatting with colleagues and about to tuck into a large sausage sandwich. I mentioned something about football and suddenly my sandwich was airborne. As happens at these moments, time slowed down. There … Continue reading
UK election latest
What a palaver. Clearly, they should go for a Con-Lab coalition.
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