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Sanctioned
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The Underpants Tree
King of the Undies World
Weed
Un-Tall Tales
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Weedy words of praise from a publisher in London
“… it’s really witty and very strong … I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it”
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Category Archives: non-fiction
Humanity’s all shagged out (and I feel fine)
Let’s be clear: the slow death of humanity through mass infertility is a good thing. This nightmare vision of SF and dystopian literature is, to the well-organised mind, a dream come true. For decades scientists have been telling us about … Continue reading
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Tagged bollocks, EndOfTheWorld, gonads, infertility, sperm
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Top Fucking Gear, OK
So, Jeremy Clarkson has been dropped by the BBC and the hunt is on for a new presenter for his TV show Top Gear. Suggestions so far have included Chris Evans, Alan Partridge, Bill Oddie, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan … Continue reading
Artist in perpetual motion
My article about Seitaro Kuroda, artist, in Kansai Scene: click here. [Ooops! Kansai Scene has taken all past content offline, so I’ll be re-posting this article as soon as possible.] It was a whoppingly good afternoon hanging out with the … Continue reading