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Category Archives: politics
The cult murders of Shinzo Abe and Hello Kitty
Shinzo Abe, former PM, departed this earth as any politician would want to depart this earth: in a hail of bullets (or a hail of one bullet) with his shiny shoes on, next to his flunkies, spouting platitudes on the … Continue reading
Death is the new smart financial move
So, Paul McCartney played Glastonbury the other day and became, at 80, the oldest person to do so. It’s all right for some — we can’t all afford to live to be 80. I look at those photos of Macca … Continue reading
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Putin’s big table
Putin’s big table. Tweaked version: #cartoonart #cartoon #art #drawing #illustration #digitalart #artist #artwork #cartoons #artistsoninstagram #sketch #cartoonist #cartoondrawing #draw #digitaldrawing #comicart #digitalillustration #artoftheday #cartoonstyle #illustrator #comics #doodle #cartoonartist #drawings #doodle #ukraine #putin #putinsbigtable #notowar #ukrainewar
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Let’s get this straight: Unravelling the complicated convolutions of current goings on with added buckets of wine
So, let’s try to get this straight because it’s getting a bit complicated now Members of the UK government, including the actual prime minister broke lockdown laws that they themselves made by having parties at No.10, driving to Durham while … Continue reading
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Labour’s limp rag
When you have no real ideas, drape yourself in the flag.
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The behind the scenes deals that seal no deal
Of course there’s no deal. There was never meant to be a deal. The talk, the manoeuvring, the posturing, the negotiations have been an elaborate pantomime, a pretence at getting a deal because no deal was what Johnson and his … Continue reading
Posted in politics Tagged Brexit, corruption, hedgefunds, Johnson, No-deal, Rees-Mogg 1 Comment
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Should we make the European flag illegal?
So, Brexiteers are arguing it should be illegal to fly the European flag from now on, punishable by fine and/or imprisonment. I wonder how we should respond to that.
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Let the healing begin? No, let’s not
Let the healing begin, Boris Johnson says. No, let the healing not begin. What healing can there be? This election was won on a campaign of outright lies, misinformation, and smears. It was the dirtiest campaign in generations. It is … Continue reading
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An Etonian wank fest: those Cummings and goings on
Of course, what we all want now is for Dominic Cummings to be caught in flagrante in a sex-death act so bizarre and depraved that it’s details, immediately leaked to the world, will smother the Tory cabinet in reflected slime … Continue reading
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