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On the further incompletions of the current story

Damn! Bugger! And blast! I recently crowed in this space that I was into the endgame with the current story as I launched myself into the task of polishing to make it presentable to the world.  Well, in the task … Continue reading

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Announcing the incompletion of Chris Page’s latest novel

It was supposed to be a light story with a fun and silly premise but it has somehow turned into a festival of gore, dismemberment, spilled brains, and leaky bowels.  From jolly japes to blood, darkness, and despair at a … Continue reading

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Sanctioned

The man knocking on the shabby door of the grottiest flat in the scuzziest estate in the slummiest corner of London has a nose that looks like a bellend. Gideon Smith steps back from the door upon which he has rapped … Continue reading

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The Underpants Tree — chapter one

The underpants festoon the branches of the trees like bright pennants, all fluttering in the fresh, promise-laden morning breeze. There are thousands of trees, in neat, orderly rows, stretching in all directions as far as the eye can see: trees … Continue reading

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