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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Tag Archives: short fiction
Un-Tall Tales now in Kindle
It was in paperback, and now by popular demand of the author himself, Un-Tall Tales is in Kindle too. Un-Tall Tales is Chris Page’s collection of short fiction, flash fiction, poetry, and odds and ends, all in one slim volume … Continue reading
In praise of the universal banana
How many uses for a banana are there? I can think of a few. mimikaki for people with large ears if tied to the bottom of feet they are a cheap alternative to roller blades by virtue of the slippy … Continue reading
Nothing more horrible than a nice cup of tea, don’t you think?
Of all the stupid things people say, one of the most stupid is ‘Would you like a nice cup of tea?’ I mean, what is the word nice doing in that sentence? It’s the sort of thing daft old grannies … Continue reading
Announcement: Un-Tall Tales actually available in paperback
The literary world’s biggest secret: Chris Page’s Un-Tall Tales was published on March 31st this year to no fanfare at all. The closest this massive book publishing event got to a fanfare was a quick toot on Facebook. Millions of … Continue reading
Sneaky peek
Well, it had to happen eventually. Despite my best efforts to stay in a bottle, I have drafted a cover for Un-Tall Tales, the paperback collection of short stories, and the thing is now in the pre-printing stage where the … Continue reading
A tall tale
I am making progress with the paperback Un-Tall Tales. It will feature all the stories and nonsense from the ebook Shorts, plus two extra short stories, ‘Dumb Novel’ and ‘The Escapologist’. The text is pretty much edited and formatted and … Continue reading
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