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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Author Archives: chrispagefiction
Page raises prices of own ebooks because they’re fucking worth it
I have put up the prices of the ebook versions of my stories. I’ve not just put up the prices, I’ve tied rocket packs to them and shot them through the roof. In a time of rampant inflation, in the … Continue reading
All Page’s books now available on Apple in new upload frenzy
I have uploaded all my books to Apple Books, begun expanding distribution through other channels, put up all the prices, and tweaked Weed. All the books have been available as ebook and paperback through Amazon and Kindle since they were … Continue reading
Yay! Mars!
Self-evidently a cartoon.
The cult murders of Shinzo Abe and Hello Kitty
Shinzo Abe, former PM, departed this earth as any politician would want to depart this earth: in a hail of bullets (or a hail of one bullet) with his shiny shoes on, next to his flunkies, spouting platitudes on the … Continue reading
Mr Smelly’s Improbable Emporium
A true story with no particular point to it The time has come to tell of Mr Smelly’s Improbable Emporium, though I have no idea why. In the mid 90s when I moved to this area in Nara, the neighbouring … Continue reading
Death is the new smart financial move
So, Paul McCartney played Glastonbury the other day and became, at 80, the oldest person to do so. It’s all right for some — we can’t all afford to live to be 80. I look at those photos of Macca … Continue reading
Putin’s big table
Putin’s big table. Tweaked version: #cartoonart #cartoon #art #drawing #illustration #digitalart #artist #artwork #cartoons #artistsoninstagram #sketch #cartoonist #cartoondrawing #draw #digitaldrawing #comicart #digitalillustration #artoftheday #cartoonstyle #illustrator #comics #doodle #cartoonartist #drawings #doodle #ukraine #putin #putinsbigtable #notowar #ukrainewar
Let’s get this straight: Unravelling the complicated convolutions of current goings on with added buckets of wine
So, let’s try to get this straight because it’s getting a bit complicated now Members of the UK government, including the actual prime minister broke lockdown laws that they themselves made by having parties at No.10, driving to Durham while … Continue reading
You are poop! (A slight reprise)
It needs to be said. (Procreate)
This is a pen
Every year, thousands of fresh-faced, eager young things process from the universities of the English-speaking countries and decide to become — at least until they have scratched an itchy foot, paid off a college loan, started to miss Yorkshire pud, … Continue reading
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