Author Archives: chrispagefiction

About chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree; also the story collection Un-Tall Tales; editor, freelance writer and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is a long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.

Make Facebook and Google pay for all the data they’ve taken from us

  Facebook and Google have been monetising our lives, but we can (and should) monetise them back. Seems that Mark Zuckerberg’s dreamboat has become a zombie ship of ghouls. This month Facebook has turned into farce-book. While we were all … Continue reading

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Hey, honey, I shot the kids!

I originally posted this story on psipook.com in 2004 when I first learned of the existence of this thing called an AR-15, a gun that has featured in so many killings in the US. Since then, the AR-15 has been … Continue reading

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2018, innit!

2018, innit! Doghouse, dog’s life, dog days, or the actual dog’s bollocks? Live on to find out.

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This working li(f)e (part whatever in an infinite series)

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This working li(f)e (part 1 in an infinite series)

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Nine hilarious wardrobe fails you haven’t seen before (really!)

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A question from my cat to Donald Trump

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Shit, Sherlock!

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Men, will you stop posting #MeToo on your social media timelines

“The point is, there is a huge historical and social context behind the harassment of women that does not apply to men.” It’s depressing at the best of times, logging on to Facebook, Twitter or whatever and seeing laid bare … Continue reading

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Engerland uber alles — a brainspotter’s guide

I’ve been doodling.

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