Author Archives: chrispagefiction

About chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree; also the story collection Un-Tall Tales; editor, freelance writer and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is a long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.

So, has someone been posting stuff on social media without checking its authenticity?

This ominous ‘Welcome to Australia’ image has been doing the rounds on social media, posted and liked by people I would normally consider to be humane and intelligent, who clearly feel — though none of them are actually Australian — … Continue reading

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Bollocks to summer!

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Sanctioned!

The first shipment of copies of Sanctioned (the new novel by Chris Page, for those one or two of you who don’t yet know) has arrived chez Page. Anyone who wishes to get a copy direct from me, rather than … Continue reading

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Witch dunking #GE2017

The Conservative party of the UK seemed intent on dragging the country back to the 19th century. Now with it’s alliance with the DUP it seems to be taking us back to medieval times. Tell ’em about it.

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An innocent and sincere question about the Conservative alliance with the DUP

OK, I would like to know — and this is a serious question to all of you who voted Conservative — why do you think it’s OK to hook up with group that, apart from being completely backward, is also … Continue reading

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That DUP-Conservative alliance in full

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Sanctioned now available in Kindle

Yes, Sanctioned is now available in both paperback and Kindle. The paperback can be ordered from any outlet in the world (in theory) or direct from Amazon. If you order the paperback from Amazon.com you can get the Kindle version … Continue reading

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Ode to that magical money tree #2017

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Please vote my new book into obscurity on Thursday

Please make my book irrelevant on Thursday. It’s taken me nearly two years to produce, it was published only last week, and on Thursday you have your chance to render my effort all for nothing. And I hope you do. … Continue reading

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Chris Page Sanctioned: new novel out today

So here it is on Amazon: Sanctioned. And just in time for the general election in the UK — could the themes of the story be relevant to certain things going on in that country. Perhaps you’ll have to read … Continue reading

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