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In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
Chris Page's paperback collection of short fiction
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
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Shorts, the collection of short fiction, odds, oddities and ends, by Chris Page. Click the image to find out more.
Author Archives: chrispagefiction
Arron Banks lost in a sea of shit
In memoriam: Baron Wanks, who is drowning in a sea of his own shit. This week, Brexit bankroller Arron Banks wished a 16-year-old girl, environmental campaigner Greta Thunberg dead. No comment is necessary. But I’m going to comment anyway. This … Continue reading
On the further incompletions of the current story
Damn! Bugger! And blast! I recently crowed in this space that I was into the endgame with the current story as I launched myself into the task of polishing to make it presentable to the world. Well, in the task … Continue reading
Announcing the incompletion of Chris Page’s latest novel
It was supposed to be a light story with a fun and silly premise but it has somehow turned into a festival of gore, dismemberment, spilled brains, and leaky bowels. From jolly japes to blood, darkness, and despair at a … Continue reading
Brexit ate our language
Alongside the comprehensive destruction of the national sense of self, unity, wellbeing, cohesion, self-esteem, international standing, and national credibility, language has been a conspicuous casualty of Brexit. In separating from all those other languages, we seem to have knackered our … Continue reading
More #BollocksToBrexit — another new design
This is a great design for starting conversations with certain members of your family and complete strangers in public places. ALL profits from this design on apparel, mugs, phone cases, etc. will go to People’s Vote or whichever group is … Continue reading
I’m donating all profits to Remain for one week
This week, I will give all profits from the sale of my books, t-shirts, mugs, etc., to People’s Vote OR whichever group is being most effective in keeping Britain in the EU at the time of donation. From January, Sunday … Continue reading
Look the bollocks, be the bollocks
It is very important in these times of social, political, and environmental collapse to wear clothes emblazoned with a small red tag on the chest. The red tag and the white lettering it contains should be appropriated from an anti-consumerism … Continue reading
Sanctioned — one year ago
It is now a year since Sanctioned was published. This satire of a system that is clueless, callous, and out of control is changing the world. Obviously, millions of people are abandoning the old regimes and flooding to the side … Continue reading
