Weedy words of praise from a publisher in London"... it’s really witty and very strong ... I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it"
Review copies of Weed and Un-Tall TalesFor review copies of the novel Weed or the collection of short fiction Un-Tall Tales, send me a message through the contact page.
Author Archives: chrispagefiction
You can now get a free Kindle edition of Chris Page’s novel Sanctioned — for a limited time, natch. Britain is sinking under the weight of scroungers, skivers, shirkers, refugees, migrants, libtards, experts, and snowflakes. The economy is hobbled and … Continue reading
Download the Kindle version of Chris Page’s novel Weed free this week. Through November 1st. If you don’t want to touch Amazon, message me and I’ll send you an ePub file. Weed is my first novel and is available in … Continue reading
(See what I did there?) Musical wannabe Billy Freeb’s fifteen minutes of fame are upon him. Fame, alcohol, sex, drugs, and lots of curry await. Will he survive? Download a Kindle version of this short story from Amazon or contact … Continue reading
Of course, what we all want now is for Dominic Cummings to be caught in flagrante in a sex-death act so bizarre and depraved that it’s details, immediately leaked to the world, will smother the Tory cabinet in reflected slime … Continue reading
In memoriam: Baron Wanks, who is drowning in a sea of his own shit. This week, Brexit bankroller Arron Banks wished a 16-year-old girl, environmental campaigner Greta Thunberg dead. No comment is necessary. But I’m going to comment anyway. This … Continue reading
Damn! Bugger! And blast! I recently crowed in this space that I was into the endgame with the current story as I launched myself into the task of polishing to make it presentable to the world. Well, in the task … Continue reading
It was supposed to be a light story with a fun and silly premise but it has somehow turned into a festival of gore, dismemberment, spilled brains, and leaky bowels. From jolly japes to blood, darkness, and despair at a … Continue reading
Alongside the comprehensive destruction of the national sense of self, unity, wellbeing, cohesion, self-esteem, international standing, and national credibility, language has been a conspicuous casualty of Brexit. In separating from all those other languages, we seem to have knackered our … Continue reading