Author Archives: chrispagefiction

About chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree, and the story collection Un-Tall Tales. Editor, freelance writer, occasional cartoonist, graphic designer, and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is in long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.

Gaping wound?

This image was originally posted on The Cannibal’s Gazette, and now by my popular demand, reposted here. “Gaping wound? Heart flayed bare? Time to dismantle capitalism.” The inhumane have long since taken over the world and are cannibalising us. Time … Continue reading

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Cartoon with square wheels

Brexit: reinventing the wheel and making it square. I dashed this one off really quickly in an hour before heading out to work, which is why it’s so scrappy. But I liked the idea even though I haven’t re-drawn it.

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It’s that time of year again, innit.

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Bollocks to: Facebook

It might be time to talk about Facebook. Advertisers are boycotting the platform for July because of Facebook’s stance — or lack of it — over hate speech and incitement. These advertisers include Unilever, Coca-Cola Starbucks, Adidas and many others. … Continue reading

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Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach, says PM

Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach, says PM whose chief advisor drove across the country during lockdown while infected with Covid19. So here’s a little liberty I took earlier.

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Sympathy for de Pfeffel

I have seen many pleas like this in recent days: Whatever your politics, have sympathy for Boris Johnson, he is after all just a human being like anyone else.  Indeed, humanity and sympathy ought to be above base party politics. … Continue reading

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Corona: What’s not in a name?

Corona: apart from being part of a deadly virus, it can be a halo of gasses around the sun, it can be a beer, it can even be part of a penis; it can be a great many improbable things. … Continue reading

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Two for the price of none!

Silly me. I got it wrong again.  I tweeted yesterday that you could get a free Kindle download of King of the Undies World through the 25th. Turns out I pressed the wrong button and made The Underpants Tree a … Continue reading

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Should we make the European flag illegal?

So, Brexiteers are arguing it should be illegal to fly the European flag from now on, punishable by fine and/or imprisonment.  I wonder how we should respond to that.

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