Author Archives: chrispagefiction

About chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree, and the story collection Un-Tall Tales. Editor, freelance writer, occasional cartoonist, graphic designer, and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is in long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.

Page raises prices of own ebooks because they’re fucking worth it

I have put up the prices of the ebook versions of my stories.  I’ve not just put up the prices, I’ve tied rocket packs to them and shot them through the roof. In a time of rampant inflation, in the … Continue reading

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All Page’s books now available on Apple in new upload frenzy

I have uploaded all my books to Apple Books, begun expanding distribution through other channels, put up all the prices, and tweaked Weed.  All the books have been available as ebook and paperback through Amazon and Kindle since they were … Continue reading

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Yay! Mars!

Self-evidently a cartoon.

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The cult murders of Shinzo Abe and Hello Kitty

Shinzo Abe, former PM, departed this earth as any politician would want to depart this earth: in a hail of bullets (or a hail of one bullet) with his shiny shoes on, next to his flunkies, spouting platitudes on the … Continue reading

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Mr Smelly’s Improbable Emporium

A true story with no particular point to it The time has come to tell of Mr Smelly’s Improbable Emporium, though I have no idea why.  In the mid 90s when I moved to this area in Nara, the neighbouring … Continue reading

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Death is the new smart financial move 

So, Paul McCartney played Glastonbury the other day and became, at 80, the oldest person to do so. It’s all right for some — we can’t all afford to live to be 80. I look at those photos of Macca … Continue reading

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Putin’s big table

Putin’s big table. Tweaked version: #cartoonart #cartoon #art #drawing #illustration #digitalart #artist #artwork #cartoons #artistsoninstagram #sketch #cartoonist #cartoondrawing  #draw #digitaldrawing #comicart #digitalillustration #artoftheday #cartoonstyle  #illustrator #comics #doodle #cartoonartist #drawings #doodle #ukraine #putin #putinsbigtable #notowar #ukrainewar 

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Let’s get this straight: Unravelling the complicated convolutions of current goings on with added buckets of wine

So, let’s try to get this straight because it’s getting a bit complicated now Members of the UK government, including the actual prime minister broke lockdown laws that they themselves made by having parties at No.10, driving to Durham while … Continue reading

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You are poop! (A slight reprise)

It needs to be said. (Procreate)

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This is a pen

Every year, thousands of fresh-faced, eager young things process from the universities of the English-speaking countries and decide to become — at least until they have scratched an itchy foot, paid off a college loan, started to miss Yorkshire pud, … Continue reading

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