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“… it’s really witty and very strong … I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it”
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Tag Archives: Japan
The cult murders of Shinzo Abe and Hello Kitty
Shinzo Abe, former PM, departed this earth as any politician would want to depart this earth: in a hail of bullets (or a hail of one bullet) with his shiny shoes on, next to his flunkies, spouting platitudes on the … Continue reading
Mr Smelly’s Improbable Emporium
A true story with no particular point to it The time has come to tell of Mr Smelly’s Improbable Emporium, though I have no idea why. In the mid 90s when I moved to this area in Nara, the neighbouring … Continue reading
Bollocks to … summer
All right! Enough everybody! Enough! This summer has gone way beyond a joke now. Silly! Silly! What is it now? About 30 consecutive days of 35 or 36C? I hear that Osaka scored 38C today. Thirty-eight! I mean, fuck off, … Continue reading
Message to a gobshite gaijin
To the gobshite gaijin at the table next to ours last night when I was attempting to have a nice evening out with my wife: shut the fuck up! Item: you talk incessentantly as if a moment’s silence would bring … Continue reading
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Tagged Chris Page author, gaijin, gobshite, Italian restaurant, Japan, Osaka
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Amazon are lying bastards, and an apology to my Japan readers
First of all, an apology to Japan-based potential readers of The Underpants Tree: I’m sorry. I apologise. Second, I have to call Amazon Japan a bunch of lying bastards. You’re a bunch of lying bastards, Amazon Japan! I apologise to … Continue reading
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Tagged Amazon, bollocks, fake pricing, Japan, The Underpants Tree
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Local supermarket comes out
It is a very brave retail outlet that expresses its true feelings in conservative Nara, Japan.