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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Tag Archives: satire
Get yourself Sanctioned — free!
You can now get a free Kindle edition of Chris Page’s novel Sanctioned — for a limited time, natch. Britain is sinking under the weight of scroungers, skivers, shirkers, refugees, migrants, libtards, experts, and snowflakes. The economy is hobbled and … Continue reading
An Etonian wank fest: those Cummings and goings on
Of course, what we all want now is for Dominic Cummings to be caught in flagrante in a sex-death act so bizarre and depraved that it’s details, immediately leaked to the world, will smother the Tory cabinet in reflected slime … Continue reading
Sanctioned now available in Kindle
Yes, Sanctioned is now available in both paperback and Kindle. The paperback can be ordered from any outlet in the world (in theory) or direct from Amazon. If you order the paperback from Amazon.com you can get the Kindle version … Continue reading
Chris Page Sanctioned: new novel out today
So here it is on Amazon: Sanctioned. And just in time for the general election in the UK — could the themes of the story be relevant to certain things going on in that country. Perhaps you’ll have to read … Continue reading
Coming soon!
I’m a bit chuffed to have just finished the penultimate draft of the current story. It’s been a long time coming (without good excuse in either my use of time or the quality of the story). Next tasks: another thorough … Continue reading
Fool Britannia!
Graphic by Page with apologies to Willy Stöwer
The great literary sock puppet interview
Author of Weed, King of the Undies World, and The Undperpants Tree, Chris Page isn’t an award winning novelist. He hasn’t won the Booker or the Nobel prize for literature or anything else. The sock puppet interviewed him to find … Continue reading
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