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Category Archives: majorfuckingfuckup
This is a pen
Every year, thousands of fresh-faced, eager young things process from the universities of the English-speaking countries and decide to become — at least until they have scratched an itchy foot, paid off a college loan, started to miss Yorkshire pud, … Continue reading
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Sympathy for de Pfeffel
I have seen many pleas like this in recent days: Whatever your politics, have sympathy for Boris Johnson, he is after all just a human being like anyone else. Indeed, humanity and sympathy ought to be above base party politics. … Continue reading
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Corona: What’s not in a name?
Corona: apart from being part of a deadly virus, it can be a halo of gasses around the sun, it can be a beer, it can even be part of a penis; it can be a great many improbable things. … Continue reading
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Hey, honey, I shot the kids!
I originally posted this story on psipook.com in 2004 when I first learned of the existence of this thing called an AR-15, a gun that has featured in so many killings in the US. Since then, the AR-15 has been … Continue reading
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Engerland uber alles — a brainspotter’s guide
I’ve been doodling.
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Witch dunking #GE2017
The Conservative party of the UK seemed intent on dragging the country back to the 19th century. Now with it’s alliance with the DUP it seems to be taking us back to medieval times. Tell ’em about it.
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