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Sanctioned
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The Underpants Tree
King of the Undies World
Un-Tall Tales
Weed
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Category Archives: news
Humanity’s all shagged out (and I feel fine)
Let’s be clear: the slow death of humanity through mass infertility is a good thing. This nightmare vision of SF and dystopian literature is, to the well-organised mind, a dream come true. For decades scientists have been telling us about … Continue reading
Posted in news, non-fiction
Tagged bollocks, EndOfTheWorld, gonads, infertility, sperm
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Hey, honey, I shot the kids!
I originally posted this story on psipook.com in 2004 when I first learned of the existence of this thing called an AR-15, a gun that has featured in so many killings in the US. Since then, the AR-15 has been … Continue reading
Posted in majorfuckingfuckup, news
Tagged #boycottNRA, #neveragain, AR-15, assault weapons, mass shootings, NRA
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Exclusive: That David Cameron-Xi Jinping meeting — what they really talked about
Posted in news, politics
Tagged David Cameron, human rights, pig, UK visit, Xi Jinping
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Man killed by wedgie (public service announcement)
King of the Undies World is an entire novel of unremitting underwear-related skullduggery and dirty deeds. It’s therefore inevitable that before the end of the story someone has pulled a nick-of-time and mercilessly executed wedgie on her captor in a … Continue reading