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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
FicitionalShirts
In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.
Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The first three chapters of Sanctioned ...
The Underpants Tree
Paperback and ebook from Amazon or direct from the author.
King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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Tag Archives: underpants
All Page’s books now available on Apple in new upload frenzy
I have uploaded all my books to Apple Books, begun expanding distribution through other channels, put up all the prices, and tweaked Weed. All the books have been available as ebook and paperback through Amazon and Kindle since they were … Continue reading
The Underpants Tree — chapter one
The underpants festoon the branches of the trees like bright pennants, all fluttering in the fresh, promise-laden morning breeze. There are thousands of trees, in neat, orderly rows, stretching in all directions as far as the eye can see: trees … Continue reading
Lock up your underpants: July 14 is the day
Yes, Chris Page’s new novel The Underpants Tree will be out on July 14, 2015. In an unprecedented froth of speculation, the world’s readers and literary pundits have made a wild guess that it … Continue reading
Man killed by wedgie (public service announcement)
King of the Undies World is an entire novel of unremitting underwear-related skullduggery and dirty deeds. It’s therefore inevitable that before the end of the story someone has pulled a nick-of-time and mercilessly executed wedgie on her captor in a … Continue reading
Underpants in the headlines
Underpants have hit the headlines around the world as Canadian PM Pat Martin walks out of parliament to get his fixed. The PM publicly blamed his cut-price underpants for his inability to sit through a vote. This under-things excuse is … Continue reading
Author Chris Page says King of the Undies World is definitely not a kids’ book.
“King of the Undies World is not a kids’ book,” said author Chris Page. The author’s remarks came after suggestions that King of the Undies World, Chris Page’s most recent novel might be a kids’ book. Author Chris Page was … Continue reading
The Underpants Tree: Pigs on chemical wings
Hades, Persephone, Hilda and Dr Pickles are hiding from the evil Dr Hieronymus Mangler. Deprived of an actual scientific laboratory, Pickles has set up in a conveniently nearby barn. Now read on. ‘Is it normal pig behaviour’ Persephone asked, ‘to … Continue reading
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