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The Underpants Tree — chapter one

The underpants festoon the branches of the trees like bright pennants, all fluttering in the fresh, promise-laden morning breeze. There are thousands of trees, in neat, orderly rows, stretching in all directions as far as the eye can see: trees … Continue reading

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Lock up your underpants: July 14 is the day

            Yes, Chris Page’s new novel The Underpants Tree will be out on July 14, 2015. In an unprecedented froth of speculation, the world’s readers and literary pundits have made a wild guess that it … Continue reading

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Man killed by wedgie (public service announcement)

King of the Undies World is an entire novel of unremitting underwear-related skullduggery and dirty deeds. It’s therefore inevitable that before the end of the story someone has pulled a nick-of-time and mercilessly executed wedgie on her captor in a … Continue reading

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Underpants in the headlines

Underpants have hit the headlines around the world as Canadian PM Pat Martin walks out of parliament to get his fixed. The PM publicly blamed his cut-price underpants for his inability to sit through a vote. This under-things excuse is … Continue reading

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Author Chris Page says King of the Undies World is definitely not a kids’ book.

“King of the Undies World is not a kids’ book,” said author Chris Page. The author’s remarks came after suggestions that King of the Undies World, Chris Page’s most recent novel might be a kids’ book. Author Chris Page was … Continue reading

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The Underpants Tree: Pigs on chemical wings

Hades, Persephone, Hilda and Dr Pickles are hiding from the evil Dr Hieronymus Mangler. Deprived of an actual scientific laboratory, Pickles has set up in a conveniently nearby barn. Now read on. ‘Is it normal pig behaviour’ Persephone asked, ‘to … Continue reading

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