Underpants have hit the headlines around the world as Canadian PM Pat Martin walks out of parliament to get his fixed.

The PM publicly blamed his cut-price underpants for his inability to sit through a vote.

This under-things excuse is daft enough to be credible but we are wondering whether this was just a ruse for Canada’s premier pants wearer to nip out and get a fix of King of the Undies World.

And that’s my own conspiracy theory and  SEO fix for the day.