The Underpants Tree is the second installment of the Underpants of Fire trilogy, sequel to King of the Undies World, and it’s out now in paperback from Amazon and in Kindle.

Actually, it was out yesterday, but in a moment of quaint surrealism, I forgot to mention it on this site.

According to the blurb on the back:

“Whoever controls underwear controls the world.

Sir Hades Gousset — underwear magnate, king of the undies world, the biggest man in pants — has only ever seen underwear as a force for good.

That is, until the mysterious Dr Hieronymus Mangler appears with a fiendish new technology that threatens Hades’ monopoly and his grip on the world of nether-wear.

Mangler’s technology has more sinister purposes than business competition and his ambitions go beyond mere financial profit.

The battle between Hades and Mangler for control of this vital undergarment becomes a titanic struggle for the soul of humanity itself, and leads to not just one, but two apocalypses, in a conflict that rocks civilisation to its foundation wear.”

So there you have it. The blurb on the back of a book can’t be wrong, can it.

Available in Kindle and as a paperback from Amazon — oops, I mentioned that already, didn’t I.