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Election: delayed reaction

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A night in the Norfolk Inn, Paddington. With added bed bugs

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Why I’m v(b)o(a)ting G r e e n

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Sales pitch

White Rabbit Noir
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White Rabbit Noir

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Page raises prices of own ebooks because they’re fucking worth it

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All Page’s books now available on Apple in new upload frenzy

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Yay! Mars!

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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise

Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.

Sanctioned: a novel by Chris Page

The cover of Sanctioned — a novel by Chris Page
Britain is sinking under the weight of scroungers, skivers, shirkers, refugees, migrants, libtards, experts, and snowflakes. The economy is hobbled and the very fabric of society is in need of a good scrubbing. Gideon Smith, an agent of the Department of Aspiration, has been tasked with doing something about it — and in no uncertain terms.

FicitionalShirts: t-shirt designs by Chris Page

In an unconscionable capitulation to consumerism, Chris Page is now selling merchandise. Shirts, mugs, paraphernalia and stuff in sizes, colours, and genders. Click the image.

Weed — the novel. By Chris Page

Weed: a novel by Chris Page

The Underpants Tree: a novel by Chris Page

Weedy words of praise from a publisher in London

“… it’s really witty and very strong … I would compare the writing to Robert Rankin, or a really satirically biting Tom Sharpe, and will say again that I’m really impressed by it”

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King of the Undies World: a novel by Chris Page

King of the Undies World: a novel by Chris Page
Nine hilarious wardrobe malfunctions — don't injure yourself when you see the last one!
Nine hilarious wardrobe malfunctions — don't injure yourself when you see the last one!

Un-Tall Tales

Un-Tall Tales: a collection of short fiction by Chris Page

Yes, there used to be a Twitter timeline here. Now Twitter is ex-Twitter, if you see what I mean. I don't wish to endorse Mr Musk's grotesque Twitter parody, so the timeline is gone. However, Twitter ought to be a public space, as the internet ought to be a public space. End the corporate enclosures! Perhaps people can oust Mr Musk and reclaim the Twittersphere for good. Until then, or until there is a viable plan, Page will be limiting his contact with the Muskiverse. Oh, but you can find me on Mastodon: @ChrisPage@mastodon.world

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