The Nobel prize for winning Nobel prizes

I suppose all citizens of the EU countries are making the same joke tonight, so I apologise in advance:
I am happy to accept my Nobel Peace Prize along with my 503,492,041 partners in Europe, and without whom this etc, etc.
Well, no, stop mocking — this is the first Nobel prize I’ve won.
And it’s total gravy that the conservatives are spitting pure bile.
On top of everything, the prize money will more than bail out Greece and Spain.

About chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree, and the story collection Un-Tall Tales. Editor, freelance writer, occasional cartoonist, graphic designer, and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is in long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.
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