I suppose all citizens of the EU countries are making the same joke tonight, so I apologise in advance:
I am happy to accept my Nobel Peace Prize along with my 503,492,041 partners in Europe, and without whom this etc, etc.
Well, no, stop mocking — this is the first Nobel prize I’ve won.
And it’s total gravy that the conservatives are spitting pure bile.
On top of everything, the prize money will more than bail out Greece and Spain.
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Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise
The most recent of Chris Page's novels. Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves.
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Sanctioned
Sanctioned is the latest novel by Chris Page, published May 2017.
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The Underpants Tree
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King of the Undies World
Weed
Weed, the novel by Chris Page, available in paperback and ebook. Click the image to find out more.
Un-Tall Tales
Chris Page's collection of short fiction in Kindle and paperback.
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