Author Archives: chrispagefiction

About chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree, and the story collection Un-Tall Tales. Editor, freelance writer, occasional cartoonist, graphic designer, and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is in long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.

More #BollocksToBrexit — another new design

This is a great design for starting conversations with certain members of your family and complete strangers in public places. ALL profits from this design on apparel, mugs, phone cases, etc. will go to People’s Vote or whichever group is … Continue reading

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I’m donating all profits to Remain for one week

This week, I will give all profits from the sale of my books, t-shirts, mugs, etc., to People’s Vote OR whichever group is being most effective in keeping Britain in the EU at the time of donation. From January, Sunday … Continue reading

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Look the bollocks, be the bollocks

It is very important in these times of social, political, and environmental collapse to wear clothes emblazoned with a small red tag on the chest.  The red tag and the white lettering it contains should be appropriated from an anti-consumerism … Continue reading

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Sanctioned — one year ago

It is now a year since Sanctioned was published. This satire of a system that is clueless, callous, and out of control is changing the world. Obviously, millions of people are abandoning the old regimes and flooding to the side … Continue reading

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Bollocks to … (no. 27 in an infinite series)

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A big hello in art to the #RoyalBaby

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Make Facebook and Google pay for all the data they’ve taken from us

  Facebook and Google have been monetising our lives, but we can (and should) monetise them back. Seems that Mark Zuckerberg’s dreamboat has become a zombie ship of ghouls. This month Facebook has turned into farce-book. While we were all … Continue reading

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Hey, honey, I shot the kids!

I originally posted this story on psipook.com in 2004 when I first learned of the existence of this thing called an AR-15, a gun that has featured in so many killings in the US. Since then, the AR-15 has been … Continue reading

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2018, innit!

2018, innit! Doghouse, dog’s life, dog days, or the actual dog’s bollocks? Live on to find out.

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This working li(f)e (part whatever in an infinite series)

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