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It was in paperback, and now by popular demand of the author himself, Un-Tall Tales is in Kindle too. Un-Tall Tales is Chris Page’s collection of short fiction, flash fiction, poetry, and odds and ends, all in one slim volume … Continue reading
Let the healing begin, Boris Johnson says. No, let the healing not begin. What healing can there be? This election was won on a campaign of outright lies, misinformation, and smears. It was the dirtiest campaign in generations. It is … Continue reading
You can now get a free Kindle edition of Chris Page’s novel Sanctioned — for a limited time, natch. Britain is sinking under the weight of scroungers, skivers, shirkers, refugees, migrants, libtards, experts, and snowflakes. The economy is hobbled and … Continue reading
Download the Kindle version of Chris Page’s novel Weed free this week. Through November 1st. If you don’t want to touch Amazon, message me and I’ll send you an ePub file. Weed is my first novel and is available in … Continue reading
(See what I did there?) Musical wannabe Billy Freeb’s fifteen minutes of fame are upon him. Fame, alcohol, sex, drugs, and lots of curry await. Will he survive? Download a Kindle version of this short story from Amazon or contact … Continue reading
Of course, what we all want now is for Dominic Cummings to be caught in flagrante in a sex-death act so bizarre and depraved that it’s details, immediately leaked to the world, will smother the Tory cabinet in reflected slime … Continue reading
In memoriam: Baron Wanks, who is drowning in a sea of his own shit. This week, Brexit bankroller Arron Banks wished a 16-year-old girl, environmental campaigner Greta Thunberg dead. No comment is necessary. But I’m going to comment anyway. This … Continue reading