A couple of weeks ago, in an astonishing fit of petulance I deactivated my whole Twitter account.
I doubt that anyone has noticed.
I have to report that my life feels in no way impoverished by this lack of a Twitter.
Nevertheless, because I feel sort of obliged and it can be fun if you have time, I am going to set up a new account.
Watch this space, unless, of course, you have a life.